the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss
tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work…
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember…
When I’m having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and
Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me
Amen
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We are really busy lately. It's November & this the time when the management is really getting on everybody's nerves...
Auditors come & check everyone's file. You'll see staff frantically trying to complete their files...Me? probably i'll just grab a handful of A4 paper and stuff them inside the file. My version of
office tauhu sumbat
Anyway, enjoy the poem
