Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Office talk

Grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss
tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work…
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember…
When I’m having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and
Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me

Amen

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We are really busy lately. It's November & this the time when the management is really getting on everybody's nerves...
Auditors come & check everyone's file. You'll see staff frantically trying to complete their files...Me? probably i'll just grab a handful of A4 paper and stuff them inside the file. My version of
office tauhu sumbat

Anyway, enjoy the poem

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Everyday's Life

Attended a course in Peninsular Malaysia last week. It was, basically, a fun 4-day-course.
Met some new friends...enjoyed some local delicacies. Gain a few grams within 4 days...not bad. I was hoping to gain a few kilos...Really need to gain weight here.
Encountered some hilarious (+ disturbing?) moments along the way.

The first one, happened at a shop in LCCT (airport). (conversation was in English) When I was at the counter, the salesperson asked me where I was from and when I told her that I'm from Sarawak, her response was, "Boleh cakap BM (Bahasa Malaysia) tak?". I was like , "huh?"
I mean seriously, what makes anybody in Malaysia think that a Malaysian can't converse in BM, the national language? It doesn't really matter if you speak Basilectal, Mesolectal, or Acrolectal BM, the point is, as long as you grow up in this country, there's no reason as to why you can't speak BM.

The second one was my brief encounter with a sales executive of the hotel where we stayed during the period of the course. A few of my friends and I, befriended a sales exec and had a nice evening conversation with him. Apparently, the guy was interested in Gambir Sarawak (a plant with aphrodisiac quality, say again?), and wanted us to get some of the stuff for him. Probably he wanted to be a Gambir pusher (huh?)...Nuff' to say that some of details (verbal explanation + demo) in the conversation made some of us felt uncomfortable...
But his killer question was, "Bila lagi nak datang Malaysia?" (everybody was stunned except for him of course)
My friend's response was, "Gila! Sarawak tu Malaysia la!"
(took the guy a few seconds to digest the input...)
Last time I check, Sarawak & Sabah ARE PART of Malaysia...
Didn't they teach you that in Geo or History? And this coming from a sales exec...damn!

Remind me of some disturbing experience when I first set foot in Peninsular Malaysia. Some of the questions posted to me & fellow Borneans were, "Do you guys still live on trees?". We would say, "yeah, but we got lifts and escalators going up." Another favourite question was, "What currency are you guys using?". We would say, "Bornean Dollars". Love to see the puzzled look on their faces.

This kind of misconception also happened in Sabah & Sarawak. Some people, esp the older generation, would think that KL (Kuala Lumpur) IS Peninsular Malaysia.

15 years have passed, and yet, stuff like this is still happening. Seriously, miscommunication/misconception like this need to be set right.

Any interesting experience to share?

Sunday, October 26, 2008

just me talking

wanted to do this some time ago, but time and focus were the main issues.
still pondering on the direction of this site, but i hope that I would be able to share interesting stuff with others. I welcome any suggestions/comments to help me improve this site..
Not really good in IT, but hope to pick up some skills along the process.
Have a nice day